One-Liners and Quick Quips

– You know the old saying, “When one door closes, another opens”? In my house it’s, “When one child falls asleep, another awakens”. – Mother of Monsters

“Fine! I’ll ground myself!” – Drella

First day of school…

  MoM: What was your favorite thing today?

J-Zilla: Dismissal.

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